OUR MEMBERS PICK THE WINNERS!

The 
WETLANDS
$10,000
Wet Wife Search
CONTEST!

1st runner-up- $2000
2nd runner-up- $1000


One Wife Wins for Every 100
Archived SUBMISSIONS!

NON MEMBERS CAN  PREVIEW OUR GALLERIES AS WE ADD THEM GO HERE

WARNING: THIS IS A PATENTLY SEXIST ATTEMPT BY A HORNY WEBSITE OPERATOR TO GET WOMEN NAKED! IF THE GRATUITOUS DISPLAY OF THE NAKED FEMALE FORM IS OFFENSIVE TO YOU, THEN YOU MOST LIKELY WILL HAVE A PROBLEM WITH US PAYING $10,000 BUCKS TO GET HOUSEWIVES TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF SO YOU MIGHT WANNA LEAVE HERE. WE ARE ALLOWING THE MEMBERS OF THE WETLANDS WIVES GET NAKED TO JUDGE AND SELECT THE PRIZE WINNERS. JUDGING WILL BE BASED SOLELY ON AESTHETIC  APPEARANCE AND THE ABILITY OF THE PARTICIPANTS TO CREATE ERECTIONS AND/OR SECRETIONS DEPENDING ON THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION OF OUR MEMBER JUDGES. WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT TRYING TO MAKE A SOCIAL STATEMENT OTHER THEN TO PERPETUATE OUR CRAZY WACKED OUT BELIEF THAT NUDITY AND SEX ARE NEITHER SHAMEFUL OR DIRTY. WE FEEL THAT TO VIEW  MATERIAL THAT IS TRULY OBSCENE YOU MUST LEAVE THIS WEBSITE AND TURN ON THE 6 O'CLOCK NEWS! WE LIKE WOMEN, WE LIKE NAKED HOUSEWIVES BEST. AND TO THE BEST OF OUR KNOWLEDGE NO CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY CAN OCCUR DURING THOSE PERIODS OF TIME WHEN HUMANITY IS EITHER HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX OR MASTURBATING. SO FEEL FREE TO GRAB YOUR CHUBBIE AND ENJOY!

****THE RULES****
(All rules apply only during the time of submission.)

  • RULE # 1- You MUST be OVER 18, no better yet 19, and HAVE LEGAL PICTURE ID to PROVE IT!!
  • RULE # 2- My Site, My Contest, My Rules......Don't like 'em, Leave here 
  • RULE # 3- You MUST be a Wife (married) or going to be a wife (engaged) or were a wife (divorced) remember, I LIKE WIVES.
  • RULE # 4- You MUST NOT ALREADY Own or Operate or be featured in an adult website (yes including mine). We want fresh sunny new...errr, faces, yeah faces!
  • RULE # 5- You MUST NOT be actively employed in the Adult Entertainment Industry. The Web is FULL of PRO'S we don't want them. We WANT ONLY REAL PEOPLE! No "Dancers", Strippers, "adult actresses" (yeah right) No Call Girls, Street Walkers, Erotic Massage "therapists", no sex therapists, surrogates, "Party Hostesses", Escorts, Madams, Peep Show Girls, back ally ho's, there did I miss any?
  • RULE # 6- You MUST Have a Decent Camera or Scanner in which to provide decent images. Or if you wish you may come to our Studio in Ocean City, Maryland INFO HERE and either myself (if you're a real babe) Or one of my staff Photographers (If your just eh) will do a photo shoot. (No Extra Points for blowing the photographer, however we are told that we do our best shoots while being blown.) Obviously this WILL NOT effect your eligibility....much (just kidding).
  • RULE # 7- You MUST SUBMIT at least 30 USEABLE Images. With NO MORE than 5 Images that do NOT Reveal Facial detail. Meaning I DO NOT WANT YOU CLOGGING MY EMAIL WITH CROTCH ONLY TORSO SHOTS!
  • RULE # 8- Images may BE SOFTCORE or HARDCORE and MAY INVOLVE a COUPLE. But ANYONE APPEARING in the image MUST PROVIDE a COPY of PHOTO ID and be OVER age 19.
  • RULE # 9- Now this is IMPORTANT. If the gallery you SUBMIT is Approved as an ENTRY. You WILL BE Required to Fill Out a RELEASE form Granting us PERMANENT IRREVOCABLE RIGHT to Publish these images in PERPETUITY. Meaning in Short, they are OUR Pictures and you can't come whining to us two weeks after they are posted saying.."My husband saw these pics and now he really pissed, can you remove.. bla...bla bla.."  The ANSWER IS NO, DON'T EVEN ASK. And if You WIN 10 Grand we WON'T go whining to YOU in two weeks Asking for it back.
  • RULE # 10- Anyone that works for me, or lives with anyone that works for me is NOT Eligible. No One that Contracts for me in anyway shape or form IS NOT Eligible. Women that I've SLEPT with PRIOR to this Contest ARE NOT Eligible. (This Does not apply to women I sleep with during the duration of this contest) In fact No One that I even know kinda good is Eligible.
  • RULE # 11- ALL POLLING will be done by an independent polling company and the votes will be submitted by ACTIVE MEMBERS of the WETLANDS
  • RULE # 12- To BE ELIGIBLE to Be a JUDGE, you NEED ONLY JOIN THE WETLANDS HERE
  • RULE # 13- UGLY WOMEN ARE NOT ELIGIBLE.
  • RULE # 14- MEN THAT LOOK LIKE WOMEN ARE NOT ELIGIBLE.
  • RULE # 15- REALLY STUPID PEOPLE ARE NOT ELIGIBLE.
  • RULE # 16- TO BECOME A CONTESTANT:
    A) Before you go CHOKING my Email with 30 images. PLEASE FIRST SEND a SAMPLE IMAGE FOR US TO REVIEW.  We WANT to be Certain that you do not violate RULE #13 or #14 BEFORE you go Filling up our hard drives with truly awful images. We also want to make sure that your pics meet the MINIMUM QUALITY STANDARD as far as your camera and photography skills are concerned.
    B) If you still think you can make the CUT. Send 1 (ONE) ONLY ONE SAMPLE Image to me at jondavid@4jon.com  the image Should be in .gif or .jpg Format and NOT BE OVER 300K in file size. If it EXCEEDS 300k you will be INELIGIBLE See RULE #15 
    C) After you are APPROVED to Become a Contestant you will be asked to fill out an Online Release form and Provide a Copy of Photo ID. Your PERSONAL INFORMATION will NOT BE DISCLOSED TO ANYONE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES UNLESS they Are from a FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY and they POSSESS A WARRANT.
    D) After your ID and RELEASE are in Order you will then GIVEN instructions on how to Submit your Galleries.
    E) We do NOT open the JUDGING until we have 100 POSTED Contestants and the Judging will be open for TWO WEEKS. The Winner will be determined by the CONTESTANT that receives the MOST VOTES during that TWO WEEK JUDGING PERIOD. Runners-up will be determined by...I don't really need to explain that do I? If I do SEE RULE#15. The POLLING RESULTS WILL BE MADE PUBLIC DURING THE TWO WEEK PERIOD.
    F) Once a WINNER is determined the CONTESTANT will be Notified by EMAIL. THE WINNER WILL THEN BE AWARDED a CERTIFIED CHECK FOR $10,000 (US CURRENCY) and AGREES to a Promotional Photo on Receipt of the Check. The Check you WILL Receive is considered payment for a contracted promotional service.
  • RULE # 17- If you have questions regarding this promotion please email me directly at jondavid@4jon.com If you do not agree or you take issue with some or all of the rules outlined here SEE RULE #2
  • And Finally...  After your sample pic has been approved, you may GO HERE to SUBMIT your WifeSearch Gallery and then you MUST Notify JD by email Here that your gallery has been uploaded.
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